The Carman Crime Wave

[jamesthecarman]

Disclaimer: No sheep were harmed. The guns are not real. I was never arrested.

There's been a dark underbelly to my travels in New Zealand. I didn't come here just for the fun. I have come to begin a world conquest. And New Zealand will be my centre of operations.

First, a little sight seeing. I felt on top of the world.....well, technically it's the bottom of the world:
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I began my conquest in a bid for freedom. Some countries may want to invade New Zealand, and I have sworn to protect New Zealand and her sheep.

I am the mastermind of Al Sheepa, and here's a picture of our training fields:
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After getting the troups trained and ready to go, I needed to get some cash. I went to Kaikoura and discretely acquired some seal oil. I was in no real dangah.
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I then took pictures of downtown Christchurch, and planned to put spider web on each of the buildings.
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Spiderman declined to come out, saying the flight to NZ was too expensive, and that he was really scared of the "Zorb."
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It was then I realized I needed to take matters into my own hands. Well, fingers. After taking out the hobbitses, percious was mine!
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However the police found out about my activities and took me to the Oxford Jail. Precious was taken away by that Kiwi Hobbit Peter Jackson.
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I managed to escape my captors, only to have my plans indefinitely delayed thanks to an injury resulting from not reading the posted sign...
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So much for freedom and world conquering. I soon gave up my goals of world conquest, as I realized that if these pictures got out on the Internet, no one would take me seriously. :icon_evil:

[Glenda]

Yep ... you said it, you're a nut-case.

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(PS - I put my eight year old in those stocks ... :icon_twisted: )

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[Milliemoo]

Tuned to the moon ! Completely :icon_eek: icon_exclaim.gif

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Milliemoo :icon_wink:

It's finally made it up on my site and in a better "comic book" format:

www.jamesthecarman.com/comic.htm