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[MotherBear]

Originally Posted by Burgundy21

Come now Koko, a man who has travelled so widely in France must know we don't put snails on pizzas......

Well, they do say there's a first time for everything.

Could have been a new idea for Macfod's cafe, but then I remembered it's vegetarian only.

[kokopeli]

MB, Snails are vegetarian - they only eat lettuce .

[MotherBear]

[Dawn]

Are you quite alright MB?? Do we need to send round the emergency services? One of those ginger headed, ginger pubed dudes you were telling us about can come round and give you mouth to mouth and a chest squeezy, pressy jobbo and a nice feely feely round you neck under the premise of taking your pulse which will, by then, of course, be sky sexulating high!!!

Please don't buff Koko's ego any brighter! He's already the bestest coffee maker, bestest cake maker, bestest sax blower, bestest coast to coaster, bestest kayaker, bestest Cch buddy, bestest nice bloke on the forum. Makes me vair vair bestest sick

Not really buddy I loooooove you too - but please play along and we can have a pretend hate war on the forum to see who can come up with the best insults and see who takes whose side. Actually I'm not sure if I want to know the outcome of that one, me fragile little self could not cope with the rejection of my forumite virtual friends and I would have to vair vair beat myself up with something rotund and rubbery. Something like.......BanjoJon!!!

[Welshgirl]

Originally Posted by Dawn

I would have to vair vair beat myself up with something rotund and rubbery. Something like.......BanjoJon!!!

Don't use BanjoJon, Dawn - Lou needs him (I think ) Have this stick-beating instead

[Dawn]

That stick looks extreme vair virtually painful WG. I don't think BanjoJon would hurt as much, I'm STICKING with him

I wonder if he's forgiven me yet for calling him a turd live on air! I do hope so or I don't stand a chance of him allowing himself to be used for my personal beating. I might have to use Taffy again and I know he's got that little belly thing going on but he's really not as rotund as BanjoJon is he! How vair vair disappointing and how I wish I could learn to control my vocabulary when I'm on air to millions of 6 people all at the same time. I am my own worst enemy and I never learn Woes me The damned red wine should be banned from the studio!

Oh well, there you go

[zummerzet_lou]

I'm not sure I like the idea of you using my hubby for beatings? You might damage yourself

[Banjo.Jon]

When did I become "rotund and rubbery"?? Dawn, If your in to that kind of thing I shall give you a good thrashing when I eventually make it to NZ, I could even wear some of Mr Ebianca's Goth/Gimp gear if you like for that more authentic look!

Being so "rotund and rubbery" I look something like this when fully gimped!!

[MotherBear]

Rubbery? Thrashings? Beatings? Isn't this getting a bit out of hand? My mummy warned me about people like you.

I prefer a more subtle approach myself.

[Dawn]

BJ where do you get your piccies from, they always make me laugh and I don't want you to thrash me thank you I was just going to use you to thrash myself with, rather like a large bunch of stinging nettles. I will of course ask your permission first Lou And as for the rotund and rubbery, I'm sure it's to do with an image I have of you in my head from a photograph I saw. You looked a little worse for wear? A bit like Uncle Fester I think (hope) you were in fancy dress

Anyway BJ, you're one of the few forumites that can take my playful insults without wanting to hire a hitman to come do me in Thanks for that