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Old 05-07-2007, 11:01 PM
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Who lived in Bermuda until...
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Coz KH slipped her a pill

One day Taffy swallowed his tongue.....
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One day Taffy swallowed his tongue.....
Which then reached down as far as his lung...... Hope this isn't one of those rude smileys again. Glenda will remember me getting into trouble with this particular character previously.
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One day Taffy swallowed his tongue.....
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:17 AM
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One day Taffy swallowed his tongue.....
Which then reached down as far as his lung......
He coughed and he spluttered...
And finally he muttered....
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One day Taffy swallowed his tongue.....
Which then reached down as far as his lung......
He coughed and he spluttered...
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I couldn't do that when I was young.

One day a woolly sheep made a wish...
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Old 06-07-2007, 10:36 AM
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That he could eat humans as an oven baked dish...
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Old 07-07-2007, 05:04 AM
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'Hurray for Baaabaaara', he cheered..... (sheep....baaabaaa-ra - get it? )
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Old 07-07-2007, 05:10 AM
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'Hurray for Baaabaaara', he cheered.....
And was promptly turned into a fish.

A momma bear one day was a dancin'........
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Old 07-07-2007, 05:14 AM
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