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Old 03-05-2007, 11:14 PM
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Old 03-05-2007, 11:25 PM
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Old 03-05-2007, 11:27 PM
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She sat on the toilet....

(good luck following that!)
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:59 PM
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A big fat old woman from Welly....
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Tried hard not to soil it ...



(Aargh ... apologies - thought I grew out of 'toilet humour' 35 years ago!)

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Old 04-05-2007, 10:47 PM
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