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Old 13-06-2007, 11:09 PM
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The earth began to rumble
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'Fat Robert is having a fumble!'

Therre was a well known schizophrenic.....
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Old 14-06-2007, 08:02 AM
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Who had a habit carcinogenic

(For what it's worth, I predict that Dawn has killed this thread!)
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Old 14-06-2007, 08:52 AM
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Old 14-06-2007, 10:28 AM
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Old 14-06-2007, 08:37 PM
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Old 14-06-2007, 11:36 PM
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Old 14-06-2007, 11:48 PM
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Old 15-06-2007, 10:57 AM
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There once was a bear in the woods...
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Old 15-06-2007, 02:03 PM
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Old 16-06-2007, 12:50 AM
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