couple of bad jokes

i was standing behind an old lady at the cash machine today,
see asked if i would be kind enought to check her balance as she can not see to well.well her balance was quite poor as i only gave her a little nudge and over she went.



a excited wayne rooney rang beckem today to tell him he would be available to play in the world cup.
he explained that they were going to give him a cortizone injection before each game.
beckam was furious when he put the phone down,if that fat f***er is going to get a new car every time he plays then i want one to i am the captain

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Definitely bad jokes. :icon_wink:

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