stress reliever for all us ladies

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http://www.wellbored.com/free_flash_...ak_the_sak.htm

warped i know

Yes, I know it?s a very quiet day on the forum, but shouldn?t you be out getting some retail therapy or something, Moose?
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Yes Would Like To But Had Op On Leg " Weeks Ago And It Not Brill And Doc Has Told Me To Rest Up. I Feel If I Go Any Slower I'll Be Slower Than A Snail.
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Sorry to hear about the leg, Moose. Had it been a few months ago we could have swapped notes as I was laid up with a broken ankle and had to rest it. [img:9eff4078b8]http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/krank/kruecken.gif[/img:9eff4078b8] Oh well, there?s always online shopping, which I?d think is much healthier than wakking saks. You?ll wear your mouse button out at this rate or end up with repetitive strain injury in your trigger finger to add to your woes.

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I'll admit to an average of 371mph. [smilie=joyous.gif] [smilie=help.gif]

Yep ... probably best to do as MB says - online shopping. Not quite so popular here, but there is TradeMe (like ebay) and the British foodstores.

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That must be some supersonic mouse you've got there, Glenda. I made it to only 60 mph and I thought that was going some. I don't think the scoring is very accurate, as I find it quite irregular. Sometimes when I think I've gone even quicker, my score is very low. My speed feels the same whether I score 11 or 58 mph, so I don't know if there's a fault with it.

And why is he chuckling when he's supposed to be yelping?! The satisfaction isn't there then. Did he yelp for you, Glenda?[img:7579022930]http://www.smilies.smileyville.net/smilies/300.gif[/img:7579022930]

I got a top score of 645!!

And one of 610!!

And a few more in the high 500's!!

hehe - something to take my anger out on, other than my husband [smilie=sweating.gif]- very therapeutic :icon_biggrin:

What the hell am I doing wrong then? The highest I've ever got was 60. Perhaps I can blame it on a cr@p mouse but, personally, I thought I was going pretty darned fast.

Actually I'm quite surprised I can take part at all, as this sort of site and even ones that are a lot less 'provocative' are always banned here. Perhaps they've surreptitiously imposed speed restrictions on me, so I can't get as much pleasure from it. :icon_evil:

MB you're obviously not stressed enough or you're being too sympathetic.

unlike Glenda (Whose getting there) and Welshgirl (whose obviously at exploding point)

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Ah, I'm getting there. Was doing it wrong (knew I had to be :icon_rolleyes: ). I was clicking on the left button as fast as I could instead of just using the hand to whack with. Got up to 304 so that's a bit more respectable.

Don't think I've got a chance to get anywhere near Welshgirl's score. He yelped loudly when I got my high score, so poor bloke must have completely passed out when she did it. Have you thought about getting therapy instead, my dear? [img:ff54067761]http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/greets%20(4).gif[/img:ff54067761]

Funny none of the lads have been in here yet. :017: Probably giving it a wide berth with all this practising going on.