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Old 30-03-2006, 10:45 AM
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Default Cactus Lovers beware.....

A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide.

A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought a one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home, Australian Customs said it must be quarantined for 3 months. He finally got his cactus home. Planted it in his backyard, and over time it grew to about 2 metres.

One evening while watering his garden after a warm spring day, he gave the cactus a light spray. He was amazed to see the plant shiver all over, he gave it another spray and it shivered again. He was puzzled so he rang the council who put him on to the state gardens people. After a few transfers he got the state's foremost cactus expert who asked him many questions. How Tall is it? Has it flowered? etc. Finally he asked the most disturbing question. "Is your family in the house?" The bloke answered yes. The cactus expert said get out of the house NOW, get on to the front nature strip and wait for me, I will be there in 20 minutes.

Fifteen minutes later, 2 fire trucks, 2 police cars and an ambulance came screaming around the corner. A fireman got out and asked "Are you the bloke with the cactus?" I am, he said. A guy jumped out of the fire truck wearing what looked like a space suit, a breathing cylinder and mask attached to what looked like a scuba backpack with a large hose attached. He headed for the backyard and turned a flame-thrower on the cactus spraying it up and down. After a few minutes the flame-thrower man stopped, the cactus stood smoking and spitting, half the fence was burnt and parts of the gardens were well and truly scorched.

Just then the cactus expert appeared and laid a calming hand on the bloke's shoulder! . "What the hell's going on? he says. "Let me show you" says the cactus man. He went over to the cactus and picked away a crusty bit; the cactus was almost entirely hollow and filled with tiger striped bird-eating tarantula spiders, each about the size of two hand spans. The story was that this type of spider lays eggs in this type of cactus and they hatch and live in it as they grow to full size. When full size they release themselves. The cactus just explodes and about 150 dinner plate sized hairy spiders are flung from it, dispersing everywhere. They had been ready to pop. The aftermath was that the house and the adjoining houses had to be vacated and fumigated: police tape was put up outside the whole area and no one was allowed in for two weeks.

And here's what one of the spiders look like sitting on a full size dinner plate.

[img:f8d69139ed]http://www.movetonz.org/pics/spider.jpg[/img:f8d69139ed]
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Old 30-03-2006, 05:12 PM
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Default Cactus Lovers beware.....

Hell's teeth!! [smilie=swoon 2.gif]
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Old 30-03-2006, 07:01 PM
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Default Cactus Lovers beware.....

:107:

There are quite a few cacti in our garden ... will be keeping a nervous eye on them, no matter how rare the above circumstances were.

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Old 30-03-2006, 07:27 PM
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Default Cactus Lovers beware.....

Yike!!! What horror would that be!!!! :118:
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Old 30-03-2006, 07:55 PM
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[quote:f2ab2c9be3="Welshgirl"]A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. [/quote:f2ab2c9be3]

*[color=violet:f2ab2c9be3]Note to self[/color:f2ab2c9be3]* Make sure hubster never applies for jobs in Mexico.
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Old 31-03-2006, 03:29 AM
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Default Cactus Lovers beware.....

I'm afraid it is yet another urban myth

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/cactus.htm
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Old 31-03-2006, 04:54 AM
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Default Cactus Lovers beware.....

I did think to myself at the time that I'd have thought a suitable environmental body would have seen to it that the matter was under control if this was a fairly regular occurrence. Otherwise the country would have been overrun. I was too busy (and lazy) to take it any further. Made a great story though.
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Old 31-03-2006, 08:22 AM
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aaawww jeez, thanks for bursting my bubble moggy - thought i had an interesting story for once there :icon_cry: :icon_wink:
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Old 31-03-2006, 08:31 AM
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sorry, but snopes is your friend www.snopes.com
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Old 31-03-2006, 07:03 PM
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Default Cactus Lovers beware.....

Just last week I was cruising snopes.com, and read the tarantula-in-the-cactus story. It's a great site for checking out potential urban legends. But the version Welshgirl posted is a good one.
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