Sorry its a blonde joke

Oh, I wonder why everyone's disappeared suddenly. ?OK guys, I promise to play properly now. [smilie=White_flag.gif]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's licence.
The driver dug through her handbag and was getting progressively
more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her handbag, looked at
it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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Three blondes were stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to get across. The first woman prays to God to make her smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns her into a brown-haired woman and she swims across.
The second woman prays to God to make her even smarter, so God turns her into a dark-haired woman and she builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third woman prays to God to make her the smartest of all, so God turns her into a man and he walks across the bridge.

How do you make a "fair haired lady" blind?

Put a car windscreen in front of her.


I "fair haired lady" gets stopped for speeding and the police officer got out his note pad and said...

"Can I take your name?"

"I suppose you can, but what am I going to use"


Did you here about the confused "fair haired lady", who wondered why her brother had 3 sisters and she only had two?


A fair haired teenager was throwing stones at cars and a police officer stooped her and said...

"Whats your name, I am going to tell your mother!"

to which the reply came..

"My mother already knows my name"


How can you tell when a bloke is lying?

His lips start moving.


A fair balance?

Probably not.

In the hospital the relatives gathered anxiously in the waiting room. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. And I'm afraid you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "?5,000 for a male brain, and ?200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."