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Old 14-03-2006, 09:15 PM
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Men take note... Hormone Hostage!!


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
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I like the chocolate part...although too much is never good HAHA!
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Old 15-03-2006, 01:55 AM
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[color=green:cf6939fef3]Continuing in the same theme.....[/color:cf6939fef3]

[b:cf6939fef3]13 Things PMS Stands For: [/b:cf6939fef3]

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Never mind any of those.

Potential Murder Subject!!!! Grrrrr
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Yep, chocolate does the trick.
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Courtesy of Robert Heinlein

PMT - the time of the month when women behave as unreasonably as men do the whole of the rest of the time!
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[quote:963aea0b68="boorer"]Courtesy of Robert Heinlein

PMT - the time of the month when women behave as unreasonably as men do the whole of the rest of the time![/quote:963aea0b68]


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My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

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:043: ... I mean: poor George!
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[quote:673e6b2255="selchie"]:043: ... I mean: poor George![/quote:673e6b2255]

When I was typing the above, I said to George 'Oh gawd, I hope they don't think it's me I'm writing about' [img:673e6b2255]http://www.smilies.smileyville.net/smilies/508.gif[/img:673e6b2255] . It was a little offering a friend had sent me, which I thought I'd pass on. Me? I'm such a delight to live with. [color=violet:673e6b2255] What's that you just said George?[/color:673e6b2255][img:673e6b2255]http://www.smilies.smileyville.net/smilies/321.gif[/img:673e6b2255]
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