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Old 01-03-2006, 09:44 AM
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Reminds me of a Joke.
A burglar is sneaking around in the darkness of a l vicarage iving room when he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." Startled his eyes try to pierce the gloom, nothing. Thinking he must have imagined it he returns to his rummaging. "Jesus is watching you," comes the voice again. Really spooked now the man methodically scans the room, his eyes light on a cage with a parrot inside. "B****y bird", he says with relief and then sets to befriending it in the hope that it will keep quiet. "What's your name then?" he whispers. "Nebuchadnezzar", volunteers the bird. "Nebuchadnezzar?" chuckles the criminal, "thast's a funny name for a bird". "Not as funny as Jesus for a rottweiler," counters the bird!
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Old 01-03-2006, 12:44 PM
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