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Old 09-12-2005, 06:41 PM
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[i:63e913766e]First a disclaimer: If you are a Kiwi woman, I'm not the author of this joke. I'm merely relaying information that others may find funny. :icon_cool:

If your are not a Kiwi woman.....I thought this was pretty funny. Here's my shortened version of it :icon_biggrin: [/i:63e913766e]



3 guys get married and promise each other that they will tell the woman where their place is. The women the 3 men will be marrying are from France, Philippines, and New Zealand.

The first guy marries the French woman.
"After the first day she made a great dinner"
"After the second day she had the place spotless"

The second guy marries the Filipino woman.
"After the first day she had the place spotless"
"After the second day she made a great dinner"

The third guy married the Kiwi woman.
"After the first day, nothing happened"
"After the second day, nothing happened"

"After the third day, my swelling went down" :smiley18:
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Old 10-12-2005, 12:09 AM
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man.....don't be a meanie... :icon_evil:
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Old 10-12-2005, 02:54 AM
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Sounds to me like she could be an American woman also. :icon_razz: (Just ask my husband!) :icon_mrgreen:
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Old 10-12-2005, 03:42 AM
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I imagine there are a fair few British women who'd fall into that category as well. I hasten to add that I'm not one of them - most men are a lot bigger than me. :icon_mrgreen:
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MB, size doesn't always have to matter, especially if you're meaner!
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