Stand up comedy on 31 Oct 05 by James "bin" Carman

I'm kicking off my run for Prime Minister this Monday at Classic Comedy Club.

Date: 31/10/05 (Halloween)
Time: 8pm
Place: 321 Queen Street (The Classic) (Auckland)
Price: $5
Website: www.comedy.co.nz

Two of my friends from Florida just arrived, and they?ve volunteered to be props. [color=red:5a94818f3f]Muwhahaha[/color:5a94818f3f] (evil laugh).

It?s going to involve: [b:5a94818f3f]sheep[/b:5a94818f3f], someone with the middle name ?[b:5a94818f3f]bin[/b:5a94818f3f]?, 3 Americans making fun of themselves, and ?[b:5a94818f3f]al Sheepa[/b:5a94818f3f]?.

If your not able to make it (maybe you?ll be out trick or treating) let me know and I?ll tell you what I?m going to do to them. I don?t want to spoil the surprise if you?re going to be there though ;-)

Looking forward to your support of our movement,

James bin Carman
Mastermind, al Sheepa and al Milqa

You can PM me for my mobile #

P.S. I may not be "James bin Carman" in the performance....I may be "Oforrest bin Gump"

Love to attend, but perhaps I'll wait for the tour to come to Hamilton!

Will anyone film the performance so you can post it on your website? Otherwise, please tell us (in graphic, Technicolor detail) after the event.

I've thought about filming it on a digital camera.....unfortunately my friends that would be filming it are kind of going to be my volunteers (hahaha), so they can't exactly film it.

One will be a sheep, and the other will be an American named "George" trying to take the sheep.

Until then....I think you may have to use your imagination. Don't want to give away too much :icon_cool:

Besides, they may google this and realize that I may have a cunning plan to embarass them.

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Disturbing semi-related side note:
"al Sheepa" appears on the Internet 19 times according to google (well, make that 20 now). I hope I don't get arre-sted on my reen-try to the US.

[i:bd068f5a2f]Note to the author-ities: This is all a joke. There is no such organi-zation (yet). I love the US. I may or may not love NZ more. I love the UK (well, the Pom's I've met anyway.....especially the Welsh. They may have strange accents, but so do I. I'm not kissing up to Taffy, I promise :icon_cool:). I don't love France too much. But most importantly I love sheep, but not like that. Now, if you would please, focus your attention on the shiny green light at the bottom of your monitor and gaze at it in amazement. It is not a WM-D.[/i:bd068f5a2f]

The hyphens are merely my feeble attempt to avoid getting these terms looked up on search engines.

[quote:bc02a6994b="jamesthecarman"]One will be a sheep, and the other will be an American named "George" trying to take the sheep. [/quote:bc02a6994b]

Sounds gripping [img:bc02a6994b]http://www.smiliefreak.de/smilies/erstaunt123.gif[/img:bc02a6994b] . Bet the population of Auckland will be on the edge of their seats in anticipation. Good luck with it, anyway.
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