'Love' in the Arabian Gulf

[MotherBear]

[size=18:48d72364cc][b:48d72364cc]A Strange Love Affair[/b:48d72364cc][/size:48d72364cc]

[b:48d72364cc]Driver jailed for bestiality[/b:48d72364cc]

By Nasouh Nazzal
Staff Reporter

[b:48d72364cc]Ras al Khaimah[/b:48d72364cc]: A man has been sentenced to 3 months in jail after pleading guilty to charges of bestiality. The camel involved in the case is to be put down in accordance with Islamic law. A court official said the Bangladeshi, who worked as a driver, had been spotted going into his employer?s barn on a regular basis. His employer became suspicious, as his duties did not involve him dealing with animals. The official said the employer, a UAE national, followed his driver into the barn one day and saw him starting to have sex with a female camel. The owner lost his temper and started beating him. He then took him to the police station to press charges.

The official said the driver confessed to police that he used to have sex with one particular camel. The police arrested him and the case was referred to the Public Prosecution. The official added that the driver told the prosecution he had fallen in love with the camel and had sex with the animal. The emirate?s criminal court sentenced him on Wednesday to 3 months in jail to be followed by deportation. It also stated that the camel be put down, as its meat would now be tainted. The animal will be put down at the emirate?s slaughterhouse and a representative from the Public Prosecution will be present.

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[SteveyC]

Awww it should be the other way round. Camel gets locked up for a few months and let out early for good behaviour, depraived arab, slaughtered.

[MotherBear]

Depends whether the camel was a willing participant or even encouraged it. If she wasn?t (and we have to consider that she may even have been ?forced?), I think she ought to be let off scott free. Had this been the case and she?d been in the UK or USA, she?d have got massive compensation. Knowing how ornery camels are, the guy was lucky he just got imprisonment. Very surprised she didn?t give him something a lot worse to worry about. No doubt he plied her with promises of diamonds and gold and a villa by the sea. He got off very lightly with 3 months imprisonment.

It?s enough to give you the hump.

[SteveyC]

...It's enough to give you the hump

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: BOO HISSS SHOCKING JOKE ALERT :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: you should be ashames of your self Mother Bear

[nattydread]

there are sooooooooo many jokes in there it's just not true..

Maybe the boss was contemplating a long trip and was worried about the amount of water that particular camel could carry, so he passed a comment to his wife, saying that camel could do with another hump..

your man overheard and misunderstood completely but did as the boss said.


that was my defence in a similar case a few years ago..

I know i've been refused entry to any country in the world where camles are native, but I think i should get into NZ okay.

The welsh boys are welcome to the sheep, they do nothing for me..
apart from supply my sunday dinner now and again and the odd jumper..

sonme of them very very odd.
(just glad I didn't say any of that out loud again)

[SteveyC]

hehe yeah!! <======see yet more genius.

We expect it from you Craig but not anyone else it's just hideous.

[MotherBear]

[quote:5a883b86d2="SteveyC"]....... it's just hideous.[/quote:5a883b86d2]

What? The poor camel having been taken advantage of or Craig's jokes?

If it's the former, then I'm sad to say that this sort of thing does go on a fair bit. Usually with the bedouin who oft find themselves in the middle of a pile of sand with nothing else around them apart from a rather fetching she-camel. Who's to tell?

[nattydread]

my jokes!?!

from the women that came up with "its enough to give you the hump"
i think thats a bit rich!!

whats that saying about pots and kettles...?

[MotherBear]

Calm down Craig. I was just clarifying the point. How do you know I wasn?t about to rise up against Stevey in support of your 'inspired' jokes? [img:933980157e]http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/waffen/violent-smiley-010.gif[/img:933980157e]

[SteveyC]

hehe, rise up, like the driver you mean? **DOH!!! I'm doing it now**

I reckon the camel enjoyed or surely it would kick the imposter a mile out of the barn. There was no reference to date rape drugs or rope, therefore it must only be a consenting camel.