Employee of the month

[MotherBear]

[b:81d878ff7e]EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH[/b:81d878ff7e]

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US corporation:

1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom ? and continues to dig.
2. His men would follow him anywhere ? but only out of morbid curiosity.
3. I would not allow this employee to breed.
4. This employee is really not so much as a ?has been? but more of a ?wont be?.
5. This employee works well when under constant supervision ? like a rat caught in a trap.
6. When she opens her mouth it seems it is only to change feet.
7. He would be out of depth in a car park puddle.
8. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
9. He sets low personal standards ? and constantly fails to achieve them.
10.This employee is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.