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    Default New Zealand Speeding - Joke!

    Here's probably not a typical example of what happens when you get stopped for speeding in NZ...

    The pics are quite large, so it may be slow to appear for some...
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    The initial ticket:

    [img:36604124ad]http://www.movetonz.org/images/speed1.jpg[/img:36604124ad]
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    The letter of complaint (Page 1):

    [img:5128b7f0fa]http://www.movetonz.org/images/speed2.jpg[/img:5128b7f0fa]
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    Letter of complaint (Page 2):

    [img:3e75eba62d]http://www.movetonz.org/images/speed3.jpg[/img:3e75eba62d]
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    The reply from the Police:

    [img:02ecaadebf]http://www.movetonz.org/images/speed4.jpg[/img:02ecaadebf]
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    Default New Zealand Speeding - Joke!

    fantastic...

    If thats an example of the kiwi sense of humour, I'll be happy..

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    haha! that's awesome.

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    So So funny, I think people who take the piss out of the authorites for their own cock ups in such a way deserves a medal!

    Well done that man!

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    :icon_lol:

    I know , he MUST have known that they would know that to make a time machine you need a flux capacitor and a delorean..

    A time machine from a Honda.. DUH!!

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    Default New Zealand Speeding - Joke!

    Hondas are reliable, but fast?

    Incidentally, my very first traffic stop and ticket were in NZ last November. Got lulled by a lovely straight road (Central Otago near Twizel - beware) in a car with a bit more oomph than my trusty (sub Mach 1) Honda. The officer was very nice, even though he still gave me the ticket. That taught me not to boast about my 29-year clean driving record!
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