After having had a new boiler installed a month ago I woke this morning to find the new one was leaking.

I AM DOOMED. However they have agreed to come out this week (Friday) to try and repair it. I don't ask much from life, just hot & cold running water, a roof over my head and some food (not too fattening) on the table. I have tried to be good but someone up there

is throwing all sorts of spanners at me to stop things from going smoothly.
On a brighter...