As I was opening the gate at the bottom of our drive yesterday morning, I noticed a sheep looking at me alluringly through the thin wires of the fence. It had a black face and black legs but a white fleece. It had two hangy-downy bits of wool dangling from one side of it's neck like stringy snot and I didn't like the look of it at all (the sheep that is, not the stringy snot type things - well, thinking about it, I didn't like the look of either of them). Sheep don't really look at you alluringly,...

Dawn

I was listening to this woman today and she said, 'There's a boy I know, he's the one I dream of um hum. Looks into my eyes, takes me to the clouds above, oh oh' I said, flipping eck Whitney, shut y' gob wailing and shag him. She didn't answer me. It's the same every time. She, apparently, never takes my advice.

There is a flock of sheep in the bottom paddock now. Not our paddock, the mans next door. They seem to have appeared over night. They weren't there when I came home at 8.30...

Dawn

My dogs are really smelly they both need a bath but it is such a big job to bath them both that I have been putting it off. However, I cannot excusably put it off any longer. It's not so much the bathing, although Hugo takes ages to bath properly, it's the cleaning up of the hair after bathing and the drying that is the mammoth task. Then, of course we have to brush them both afterwards as well. Hugo, has this hair that just seems to never go away. You clean it all up and then it's all there...

Dawn

I just sat ere finkin, 'should I av another blog?' I thought, 'not sure if I've got ote to say', so, that made me think I should av a bit of a blog coz when I'm not finkin bout ote I can fink blog. If that doesn't make sense what I mean is, when I'm not thinking about anything specific, I can blog about random things that pop into my fuddled brain.

My brain is fuddled just now because it's so full of stuff. I keep forgetting to do the things I should do and just doing any ode stuff...

Dawn

I will fill my blog with random wanderings of my mind. This may be a freaky place to visit occasionally, I don't mean visit it occasionally, I mean occasionally freaky. Enter at your peril and remain at will.

Well, well, have't been on the forum in a few days, just really a quick look in to see if anything took my fancy and what would you guess, I've upset MORE peeps. Maybe it was the word ANAL that really got the good ode forumites arsed. It generally seems to work.

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Dawn