Ayup me duck!! Long time no hair - I mean no hear tut! Shame on you! Where have you been and what have you been doing? The reasons you give in your post are simply not good enough. I reckon you just can't be arsed
You are vair vair brave to post photos of yourself showing off. I couldn't do this. I would think that peeps would think I like looking at mesen and I actually don't like looking at mesen vair much at all. I find it hard to look in the mirror for long wivout wincing muchly
Your lil boy looks much bigger - I assume you must have been encouraging his growth by feeding him and stuff like that. Vair good.
This means you have been taking your responsibility as a parent seriously. You should receive several gold stars for your committment but I, unfortunately, am not qualified to distribute them coz I am a mere mortal and not a gold star giverer. The Tafmeister, being a Demigod, may have been entrusted with gold star giving ability but I don't rightly know for I have not conversed with him on this subject in recent times. Actually, I never have. Can't think why.
Anyway, rate glad you're considering another oceanic trip and rate glad you've found the time to say 'ayup chucks' to us all