MB, you are such a fuddy duddy! It's fashionable to wear your jeans in such a way, with your Calvin Kleins showing, do you not know this? I have a feeling Selch is talking more about the girls? The ones that have the big fat wobble-belly hanging over their too tight jeans and the little t-shirt that doesn't meet the jeans. These jeans are usually vair vair hipster jeans i.e. the zip is only about 2 inches long. They are meant for vair vair tiny thin people not the bloaters who for some reason seem to favour them - maybe they are delusionary, I see a lot of people like that
I agree with Selch, it is excrutiatingly painful to see blubbery, deep arse clefts wobbling around in front of you or wherever they're wobbling and unfortunately they're so in your face that you can't help but look. Slimmer peoples arse cracks don't show so much because they have a proper shape with a back arch and hip bones so that the jeans sit where they are supposed to (although they still come below the line of decency when you sit down unless you hold on to them or adjust them once sat) but for some reason I can't fathom so maybe you can help me with this, I don't find a slim arse anywhere near as offensive as a porky, lardy one.
Now, I bet I've been and gone and done it again. A whole new wave of people will be upset with me and my big mouth so I might as well just go ahead and add insult to injury by saying that I don't know why big bloaters wear trackies. That's one of lifes conundrums, well one of my lifes anyway. If I were a massive, worldwide company like Nike or Adidas promoting excellence in sportswear and healthy lifestyle I wouldn't make my clothes in sizes to be worn by huge people similar in size to a small car.
So, there you are you see Selch, I'm not against pet peeves coz there's mine
Oh and I may have forgotten to mention that I'm 138 kgs
on one leg
in the buff
holding one Reebok sports sock ( I ate the other one when I couldn't wait for elevensies)
Of course I'm joking. Please send all letter bombs to Taffy and Welshgirls address.