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Originally Posted by kokopeli
I have just tried this with a pair of Mrs K's finest and can only get my ears through the cut outs! Are Taffy's eyes on the side of his head?  |
Koko, what are you on about? Anyone can tell you are not a habitual wearer of ladies (well, you understand I use the word ladies loosely coz I'm talking about WG) knickers on your bonce!! Call yourself a northern man, pah
You are talking about the leg oles, I am talking about ornamental cut outs, the ones strategically placed to attract the eye of you weak and targeted male types. They are usually placed closer to the centre and make good eye oles
(I think I saw WG shopping for her knickers in an 'adult' store the other day, I nipped behind a shelf of latex and rubber thigh contraptions and then did a sneaky army roll under the chocolate, honey and strawberry body mousses and out quick before she could see me. I cleverly managed to grab a can and hide it in the extra large pantaloons I had worn for the visit and I used it to squirt on the kids doughnuts later that day coz what they don't know won't hurt em. Good thinking eh? Anyway, getting back to the point, this is why her knickers have strategically placed cut outs, my knickers don't of course coz hi ham a laaaaadyyyy and cover my modesty modestly. Besides which WG is a shexy lil hobbit who oozes comegetme appeal even in her boiler suit and wellies (which is another strange dress combination she is fond of - don't ask me why
) and if you ask me Taffys eyes are just a lil too spaced out (I mean spaced out as in distance apart not as in 'hey man i just got chased by a giant fluffy pink rabbit from Azerbijhan)for a normal DemiGod and this may be why the cut outs fit him well. I feel he may have been turfed out of the DemiGod Society for this very slight but unsightly deformity (you know what Gods are like - always comparing themselves to 'summers days' and stuff - bloody full of themselves that lot) and that is why he has a mortal, ordinary life like the insignificant rest of us. His manner does exude somewhat something of deification, although had I mispelt that, it may have said defecation and that wouldn't be the same thing at all.
It certainly wouldn't have been accurate
)
Anyway. that's what I mean by cut outs
Go to the 'adult' shop and look on the sale rail for 'items for the nether regions that also fit a man's bonce and make him look somewhat like a super-hero or a 1970's World of Sport Saturday afternoon wrestler', you should find something there and then I want you to post a picture of you wearing them. One piece of advice, do make sure they have not been worn and returned. WG did this once, although you should be safe from getting that pair, you being in Christchurch and all.
