Be careful in New Zealand. There have been reports in Oamaru of marauding bands of yellow-eyed penguins roughing up people on their way home from the bars. They take wallets and barf up half-digested herring on the unfortunates.
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If men had wings and bore black feathers, few of them would be clever enough to be crows.
- Rev. Henry Ward Beecher, mid-1800s
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