On the contrary, we're hoping for lots of business!
When I say we are smack bang in the middle of the action, I mean we are just on the outer edge of the racetrack. The track route basically goes around in a circle around Frankton, so everyone 'inside' the track won't be able to open, but we are conveniently located right next to the track, but 'outside' it
We are anticipating a whole heap of requests to use the toilet and have therefore worked out the following pricing structure:
If you buy a car from us, the use of the toilet is free.
If you rent a car from us, the cost will be $1 per person/per wee.
If you neither buy a car from us or rent a car from us, it's $100 per person/per wee
(Number 2's attract an inconvenience fee of $250 per person).
Kind aren't we?
