Hi Sal,
Great signature - I have one of those women inside me, too. She can be bought with chocolate as well.
Guess you'll just have to press gang some of the folks from your part of town to join MTNZ. Here, borrow this.
Hope we'll be seeing you in the Radio Room again once Taffy has swept all the crumbs and cobwebs off the transmitter. In fact I hope I'll be seeing myself in the RR. Never sure of anything these days with my shonky Internet connection.