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Originally Posted by kokopeli
I reckon I made more of a contribution by riding my pushbike back to town from Akaroa after Le Race. It hurt like hell, but what's pain when you can save 10 litres of diesel?  |
You really did need a ride back then? Man I feel bad now
Christchurch isn't that far from Hamilton that I couldn't have helped out a friend in need now is it?
Soz Koko - you can slap me silly when you comes up ere for my big bothdi bash next year
And I shall grin and bear it
Is it me or are WG's posts vair vair daft and chuckly just now. Her texts are going the same way
I fink it's since I implanted a dawnctionary in er ead. But she can't cut er leggies off with a bread knife coz they buy sliceded bread in their ousey and she don't use a bread knife for mekin dinner wif anyway. She uses other more suitably apt utensils and you can't exactly slice off your legs with a egg whisk or a plastic spatula or even a cheese grater. A cheese grater accident would be good to watch but as she's a vair vair small and hobbit type person she would cheese grate her midriff off and not her legs and as it is vair vair nearly impossible to grate ones midriff off completely she would just be anging in half like 'Nearly Headless Nick' off of Harry Potter but she would look worse than im coz he's a ghost so you can't see his gooey bits in technicolour like you could ers. This would also make a bit of a slightly large huge mess in her kitchen and this would upset her immensely being the keep it cleany type person that she is and she would run around moppin up her own dripping blood and grated skin and innards which would flick more and more of it everywhere and Jay would just laugh coz that's what he's like and she would too hactually which would make for a gay and humourous scene to behold. I would happily pay to see it if I knew it were going to happen in advance but I can't now coz it's bin and gone and she's still got all her bits which means that she dint even attempt to mek dinner in the dark and they all went to BurgerKing instead.