Are you quite alright MB?? Do we need to send round the emergency services? One of those ginger headed, ginger pubed dudes you were telling us about can come round and give you mouth to mouth and a chest squeezy, pressy jobbo and a nice feely feely round you neck under the premise of taking your pulse which will, by then, of course, be sky sexulating high!!!
Please don't buff Koko's ego any brighter! He's already the bestest coffee maker, bestest cake maker, bestest sax blower, bestest coast to coaster, bestest kayaker, bestest Cch buddy, bestest nice bloke on the forum. Makes me vair vair bestest sick
Not really buddy I loooooove you too - but please play along and we can have a pretend hate war on the forum to see who can come up with the best insults and see who takes whose side. Actually I'm not sure if I want to know the outcome of that one, me fragile little self could not cope with the rejection of my forumite virtual friends and I would have to vair vair beat myself up with something rotund and rubbery. Something like.......BanjoJon!!!
