Just so everyone knows ...
Koko does have all his own teeth ... I saw them in a glass on his bedside table!
He does have all his hair ... it's just that it's moved south and is now growing from his back, ears, and nose.
He proudly shows his driver's license to all who will listen--but thankfully Mrs. Koko has hidden the keys!
As for his marbles, I did see him out back playing with them. A sad, sad case, really!
In all seriousness, judging by the guests at his party, Koko is going to be the next Mayor of Chch. He's much more popular and well-known than Mayor Bob. (And, yeah, probably better looking, too--and he's got the pretty blonde wife!)