Jon, you are a fat git with stringy arms and legs, nevertheless I likes you long time and I am willing to pay for a hitman to do in your 'leading you up the garden path' offerers. This may seem a little extreme but this is how desperate I am to have more friends in Hamilton

Truly, something will come along soon because I have seen it in a dream.....'I was walking along the banks of the river when seven fat cows came on out of the Nile oh aha.....' and then a bloated belly man ate the fat cows up and regurgitated them as NZ permits oh aha bop shawaddy bopbop shwaddy wop

Yeah baby you know it!!!!!!