Thanks for the giggle, Glenda. It sounds like Auks is viewed by the rest of NZ like LA is to the rest of California. Better air quality in Auks, though.
Hamilton sounds big to me. It has more people than our entire county (more than 100x50 miles square). But I'll keep my mind open about it, considering I liked Welly just fine.
Jon - you might want to wear a flak jacket and combat helmet when you sing your very fine song to the MIL. She might explode. Of course, that would simplify things, wouldn't it? I hope your wife feels better soon - hugs to her
