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Originally Posted by Dawn
They actually have brought out a new up to date version but it is, of course, nowhere near as good. 
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Yeah, it's not called Andy Pandy anymore - these days its simply called 'Person' and s/he sits in an empty white room, so as not to offend anyone or promote homosexuality to children. S/he never opens their mouth either, so can't be accused of teaching garbage, or encouraging any kind of religious belief. S/He's also of hispanic descent, as not being either 'white' nor 'black' s/he can't be accused of being racist. By the way, "s/he" is the only acceptable way of describing gender in a politically correct fashion, in case any person watching is unsure of their sexuality so isn't swayed to being male or female.
Well, that's what kids programmes in the future will be anyway!