OK, this one's stagnating a bit so I'll give it a swift and timely end.
There once was a young cat called Purdey......
Who went out and caught a wee birdey...
She teased it a bit ...
Like a teen with a zit ...
But hadn't allowed for it being so sturdy.
And here she is, our cat Purdey (I changed He to a She to fit in).
We often refer to her as Birdey Purdey because she does love the birds. Photo was taken just after we arrived here and lived in a very scruffy transit villa.