No, no, no! Aspirations of being a professional apple picker dashed upon the rocks of cruel reality. What am I to do???
I know, I'll be a professional kiwi fruit picker instead! They are a much smaller, softer fruit and so the picking of them requires a great deal of dextrous skill and excellent hand to eye co-ordination. I am thinking that because of this added level of picking difficulty it is bound to be on the skills shortage list! I will feed my family picking kiwi fruit or feed my family kiwi fruit - all is not lost
