Be very, very careful with these Wal-Mart wannabeez. We drove through a charming little town called Levine during our visit to New Zealand. I can't tell you how much I loved that little place. People walking and shopping in the little town centre. As we drove away, I looked at my wife and told her, "You know, this whole town would be destroyed by a single Wal-mart if they ever built one here." We sighed and continued on.

I implore all of you that if you should ever have to fight a war for a just cause, it should be to keep the Wal-mart crowd out of your country. Heed my warning or suffer terrribly!