that reminds me of the one about the bloke listening to a radio and there's a traffic buletin..
saying that there is somebody driving the wrong way up the M1...

he knows is FAIR to LIGHT HAIRED wife is going to Leeds for the day so he calls her on her mobile..

He says.." Watch yourself babe, theres an idiot driving the wrong way up the motorway.."

She says.." there's more than one of them..."