A cracker
Sideswipe is an often amusing columnist for The New Zealand Herald - here's a cracker of a joke:
A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car he falls down three times. when I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say,"Here's your husband!" The man's wife says, "Where's his wheelchair?"
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