We all know NZ is a lovely place with a pretty stinkin low crime place.
And London has a high crime rate.
Why? Is it the people? The population per square whatever?
Nah.
It's all about sheep.
That's right, another announcement from your resident political party, "al sheepa" (by the way, we have a website now.....
www.alsheepa.co.nz)
So how exactly do sheep deter crime?
It's really quite elementary my dear Sheeptson.
The higher the rate of sheep per capita, the lower the crime rate.
[b:d88d4043cd]Sheep absorb the negative energies of the criminal world, and thus people don't act out in a criminal manner[/b:d88d4043cd]
NZ has lots of sheep. Somewhere between 14 and 20 per person, though no one knows exactly.
London? I think there are 2 sheep in the entire city, and they are stuffed, in a museum.
Do the math anywhere in the world and you will realise this "shee-quation" shows us the truth. Maybe not the meaning of life, but at least the truth about crime.
You may have heard of [b:d88d4043cd]Feng Shui[/b:d88d4043cd].....well, that's bologne. [b:d88d4043cd]F'eng Sheep[/b:d88d4043cd] is what it's all about!!!
Not only can you make money off sheep, they also keep crime to a minimum. They've even been known to cheer up a depressed farmer now and then.
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