No, never been to Egypt, let alone opened any tombs!

Well Stevey, sounds like you've been having an entertaining time recently. You've had 3 bad things happen now, car incident, delayed NZ plans and now this. That would mean that the next thing to happen will be good, as bad things come in threes.

So, to outline a brief plan of your future:

1. Your house will sell quickly at that new price.
2. Your boss will let you go soon after resigning.
3. You'll be supping champagne on ChCh beach soon after.

Timescale? 4 months max I reckon, start to end.