[quote:a2f9425abe="Taffy"]You can't drive your house or sofa in to a tree when you're drunk, or take your fridge for a 100mph jaunt down the motorway![/quote:a2f9425abe]

You might want to re-think that last statement

Kiwi caught speeding semi-naked on motorised bar stool
A New Zealand man ended up in court after he was seen speeding semi-naked down a road on a motorised barstool with his backside on fire.

Neighbours reported John Sullivan to the police and he has now been sentenced to carry out 200 hours' community work.

Sullivan, of Tauranga, confessed to having "had a few" and said he shouldn't have been on the road on the motorised barstool, which he claimed could reach 50mph.

The flames come courtesy of one of Mr Sullivan's party tricks which involves a piece of rolled-up newspaper and a cigarette lighter.

Sullivan was upset taxpayers' money was spent prosecuting him, but conceded that driving a vehicle with no warrant and no registration was probably pushing the law a bit far.

"One cop wasn't too happy but the other two were laughing their heads off," he told the New Zealand Herald.