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Old 10-05-2005, 12:41 AM
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News of the World headline time

Sara's child sex slave scandal shocker

It has been revealed today that desparate mother mrs X has sold her children into the white slave trade in a desperate bid to fund her obsession with fleeing the British climate.
"easy choice really" said mrs x, either sell the dog or the children - no contest is it?, after all, it the dog is never going to be asking for designer training shoes or horse riding lesson is it? Mind you after some thought, if it did learn to ask for designer training shoes and horse riding lessons, we could be set to make a fortune"
Replying to the question of it being irresponsible mrs x replied "I don't see it that way, before we sold the kids we gave them a flick knife each and a lesson in how to tell good coccaine from bad. They will get buy fine and will be able to fund there own training shoes from now on."

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