Joke!!!
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through
the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked
puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet, replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it
Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, Northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe
is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot." "Over
there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent
of black people" God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over
there, I call this place America. North America will be rich and powerful
and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the
little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you
see the balance?"
"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a large
land mass and asked, "What's that one?"
"Ah" said God. "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There
are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast
line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're
going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world
as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-
human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and
feared by all who come across them".
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, "You said there
will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the buggers I'm putting next to
them"
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